Justin Bobby Retracts His Idea Of Togetherness

by Techno News | 11/05/2008 04:59:00 AM in |


Remember way back when, back to last week when Justin Bobby told Audrina that "to be in a relationship you kinda have to be like, together?'

Welllllllll, he kind of took it all backsies this week when Audrina asked him if he wanted to move into her new digs and rekindle that "old flame."

"Let it just happen and see what happens," said the man so nice Lo named him twice.

Granted, 'Drina kind of sprung it on him and asked in a way that made it sound more like he would be helping with the electricity bill than lighting any fires in her pants but in the world of sad faces and ceiling eyes, bold romantic gestures are truly just a freeway pile-up up of half-assed ideas and pithy non-answers. In Audrina's reality, she was putting it all out there.

Regardless of JBob's non-committal, Audrina still packed up her eight boxes of toothpaste and hit the road, leaving a frowny LC and giddy-on-the-inside Lo in her foamy wake.

To celebrate her newfound freedom to have sex without waking Lauren's dog, Audrina dragged JB to one of Heidi's Brent Bolthouse parties. It was apparently a very big deal for the company, but Heidi just saw it as an opportunity to spend more time with her master manipulator Spencer and do shots, much to the chagrin of Brent's partner, who hasn't liked Heidi since she ditched out on their meeting in Vegas to play patty-cake with her boyfriend.

The next day, Brent got a phone call from partner Sam, who was non-too-happy with Heidi's tequila breathe the night before. First, Brent called co-worker Kimberly into his office to ask if she was drunk and she said she would never disrespect him like that. Then she basically winked when Brent asked her if Heidi was the culprit.

Heidi was then called in and Brent unceremoniously canned her. FAKE! Click HERE to read how the whole night was totally set up by The Hills folks. I'm sure Heidi was just tired of having to wear shirts with more than 5 inches of fabric lengthwise to pretend to go to work every day.

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